Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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