There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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