Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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