In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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