I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
His hands were made for my vagina.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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