I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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