Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize