shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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