why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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