His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
