Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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