No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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