what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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