She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
do herpes really smell.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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