Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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