I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My vagina is officially offended.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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