I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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