I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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