p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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