Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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