Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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