Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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