He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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