I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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