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What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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