love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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