Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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