The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
