Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Randomize
