We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
