flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I'm really busy with my period
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