He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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