We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize