Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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