So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Mom said you looked used
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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