This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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