Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
one might say we're banned from that church
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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