508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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