Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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