We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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