My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Randomize
