I am spending my child support on dildos
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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