I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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