The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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