A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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