Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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