I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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