I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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