a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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