at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
