love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Randomize
