physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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