Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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