So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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