So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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