I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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